Showing posts with label Fandoooo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fandoooo. Show all posts

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Maximise ur wealth - Theorem

After the Movie Slumdog Millioneer i just received the following theorem from one of my friend
WHY Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much is prooven by following theorem
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows):Power = Work/Time
It therefore follows:Knowledge = Work / Time and since Time = Money,
we have: Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money,
we get:Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make


any comments ???

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Happy New Year.............

As new year has started, all people are now busy in their work as usual after enjoying their new year bash with their family and friends. U know that i am a bit lazy so its after two months i wuld like to wish u all happy new year !!!!!!
Well, I am always curious to know about New Year Resolution of others.Here are some funny New Year Resolution, check out and enjoy...
1. I will not look at boys - 13 year old girl
2. I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
3. I will always wear clean Underwear.
4. This year I'm going to stop being so nice - Person who overdid it.
5. I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
6. I will shave my head - Hairy person
7. I will not tell lies - 10 year old liar.
8. I will go on long ego trips - Honest Egoist
9. I will think of a password for my computer other than "password."
10. I will not take any New Year Resolution any more - Sanket Gada(Myself)

Some Uncoomon Unique Fandoo Facts

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in theUnited States.
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History.
"Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great; " Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.