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Hey friends…
I have a collection of some questions which are quite tough to be answered or Unanswered….
I mean the answers might be contradictory or someone might have no answer…
Its Open Challange For You …!!!
So be ready to debate on every Question…
Unanswered Questions:-

Q.1. Why is it called building when it is already built?

Q.2. Can you cry under water?

Q.3. If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?

Q.4. Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

Q.5. What shape is the sky?

Q.6. Can you read a picture book?

Q.7. How is chess considered a sport?

Q.8. Why do they call someone “late” if they died early?

Q.9. If you only have one eye…are you blinking or winking?

Q.10. Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?

Q.11. Is it legal to name your kid “Anonymous”?

Q.12. Why can’t liquor freeze?

Q.13. Why do we have to pay a toll on “freeways”?

Q.14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Q.15. Why is it called a TV “set” when you only get one?

Q.16. Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Q.17. Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?

Q.18. How can you hear yourself think?

Q.19. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Q.20. Can blind people see their dreams?

Q.21. Why is the blackboard green?

Q.22. Does a postman deliver his own mail?

Q.23. Do vampires get AIDS?

Q.24. Why are SOFTballs hard?

Q.25. Do bald people get dandruff?

Hey friends if you have any answer for the above Unanswered Question then please write it below in comment. First write Q.No. then write your answer… I think you people can’t…All The Best Of Luck …!!!

Maximise ur wealth - Theorem

After the Movie Slumdog Millioneer i just received the following theorem from one of my friend
WHY Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much is prooven by following theorem
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows):Power = Work/Time
It therefore follows:Knowledge = Work / Time and since Time = Money,
we have: Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money,
we get:Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make


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