10 Reasons why I hate Sachin Tendulkar

1. He always plays a brilliant innings before my exam and hence doesn’t let me study.

2. Every time that I think of becoming an atheist, he gets into the nineties and I have no choice but to pray.

3. Every time I take a resolution not to bite my nails, he gets into the nineties and I am left with no choice but to chew on my nails.

4. He keeps all the records to himself.

5. He makes a lot more money and fame than me.

6. He costs way too much on ‘super selector’ but since I have to pick him, the rest of my team gets weakened.

7. During a match, invariably when I want to go to the bathroom, he hits a boundary and hence I have no choice but to sit and watch the replay.

8. As soon as I convince myself that God does not exist, he plays a straight drive and proves me wrong.

9. He brings the whole country to a standstill whenever he bats

10. And the last and the biggest reason why I hate Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar …

He is going to retire sometime in the future...

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I was just thinking k our study material is so huge when it is got printed.
as if we print wikipedia the encyclopedia than wat would be its size .................... loook guys wat i found .................. i hope you guys will like this

Marketing..........

Today all depends on marketing
people use n number of techniques for marketing...
here is an extreme technique of marketing of products during world War III

How Technology Changed us .......

Over the Years The Technology has brought a change in the human

here is an example of that

MJ may Your soul rest in peace

the king of pop MJ

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Cool Dancing Stuff Agian

Amazing Dance Video

Cool Hip Hop Dancing Style
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All you dance lovers can you do this

Amazing Relation Corelation

Read this you will undestand the theory of corelation how its works and wat are the usage of that theory
once a boss ask his secratory book two ticket for london.
secretery immidietly calls up her husband i tells her i have to go to a business trip for few days.
Husband calls her girlfriend that my wife is going out you can come to my home.
Girlfriend calls boy i says that she has some personal work for few days so he will have holidays.
Boy asks his father that he has holidays in tuition so lets go for a picnic.
Father (Boss) calls secretery cancel the tickets.
Secretery Calls her Husband that she is not going out.
Husband calls his Girlfriend that she can not come as her wife is not going out.
Girlfriend calls the boy that his tuition will be as it is.
Boy tell his father that no picnic as tuition teacher is back.
Boss Calls sectretery n says book the ticket................and the story again continues from the begining


Moral:Corelation continues it does not have any end.........

Conversation between a Boy and his MOM

amazing conversation
just go through it
Once upon a time

Boy: Mom, i dont want to go to school.
Mom: Why????
Boy: i Just dont wanna go !!!!
Mom: One should always go to school
Can you give two good reasons why you should not go to school.
Boy : 1. All boys tease me &
2. All teacher does not respect me n they avoid me
Mom: So What !!!!!
Boy: Mom, Now You give two good reasons why should i go to school.
Mom: Look, 1. You are not a kid now you are 50years old now & 2. You are the principal of school also so you should always go to school...........



this conversation reminds me of our honorable prime minister Manmohan singh and Soniya Gandhi

any comments?!??!

Zoozooo= New Concept for Ads

Do you find Zoozoo familiar? You might have seen them on television while watching IPL matches. Zoozoo is an innovative character launched by the mobile company Vodafone to promote its value added services. These are neither animated nor graphically developed, but is a group of girls from South Africa who are performing this in their specially designed costumes.

This is a completely new concept of advertising which does not include any of the celebrities to promote a product. All these ads are of duration ranging 20-30 seconds and being shown during IPL matches on Sony Max channel.. Vodafone spent INR 30 million (3 crores) to make these ads. They are coming up with 30 different ads to promote various value added services; of these 15 are already aired and remaining 15 are being made.

Hai koi Jawab ??? ? ? ? ? ?

Hey friends…
I have a collection of some questions which are quite tough to be answered or Unanswered….
I mean the answers might be contradictory or someone might have no answer…
Its Open Challange For You …!!!
So be ready to debate on every Question…
Unanswered Questions:-

Q.1. Why is it called building when it is already built?

Q.2. Can you cry under water?

Q.3. If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?

Q.4. Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

Q.5. What shape is the sky?

Q.6. Can you read a picture book?

Q.7. How is chess considered a sport?

Q.8. Why do they call someone “late” if they died early?

Q.9. If you only have one eye…are you blinking or winking?

Q.10. Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?

Q.11. Is it legal to name your kid “Anonymous”?

Q.12. Why can’t liquor freeze?

Q.13. Why do we have to pay a toll on “freeways”?

Q.14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Q.15. Why is it called a TV “set” when you only get one?

Q.16. Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Q.17. Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?

Q.18. How can you hear yourself think?

Q.19. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Q.20. Can blind people see their dreams?

Q.21. Why is the blackboard green?

Q.22. Does a postman deliver his own mail?

Q.23. Do vampires get AIDS?

Q.24. Why are SOFTballs hard?

Q.25. Do bald people get dandruff?

Hey friends if you have any answer for the above Unanswered Question then please write it below in comment. First write Q.No. then write your answer… I think you people can’t…All The Best Of Luck …!!!

Maximise ur wealth - Theorem

After the Movie Slumdog Millioneer i just received the following theorem from one of my friend
WHY Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much is prooven by following theorem
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows):Power = Work/Time
It therefore follows:Knowledge = Work / Time and since Time = Money,
we have: Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money,
we get:Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make


any comments ???

Recession ke side effects

Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pool par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pool par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...

Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pool par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo..
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai
Jo usse dhakka de kar tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!

Phobiaaaaaa.................

In this post, I'm listing some types of phobia which really hard to read but they exists which are found by Medical Researchers.

Phobia is an anxiety disorder characterized by extreme and irrational fear of simple things or social situations.

In short, if you fear from some things or from some situation is a type phobia.


Check out below list and find out what it is that you fear...

Achluophobia Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia Fear of noise.
Acrophobia Fear of heights.
Agoraphobia Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded places.
Ailurophobia Fear of cats.
Alektorophobia Fear of chickens.
Alliumphobia Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia Fear of opinions.
Altophobia Fear of heights.
Amaxophobia Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia Fear of walking.
Ancraophobia or Anemophobia Fear of wind.
Androphobia Fear of men.
Anglophobia Fear of England, English culture, etc.
Anthrophobia Fear of flowers.
Antlophobia Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia Fear of being touched.
Apiphobia Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia Fear of persons with amputations. Arachnephobia/Arachnophobia Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia Fear of numbers.
Arrhenphobia Fear of men. Arsonphobia Fear of fire.
Astraphobia/Astrapophobia Fear of thunder and lightning.
Astrophobia Fear of stars/space.
Ataxophobia Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia Fear of imperfection.
Athazagoraphobia Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atychiphobia Fear of failure.
Aurophobia Fear of gold.
Automatonophobia Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues
Automysophobia Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia/Aviatophobia Fear of flying.

Bacillophobia Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia Fear of bacteria.
Bathmophobia Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Batophobia Fear of heights.
Batrachophobia Fear of amphibians (like frogs)
Belonephobia Fear of pins and needles.
Bibliophobia Fear of books.
Botanophobia Fear of plants.
Brontophobia Fear of thunder and lightning.

Cacophobia Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia/Cainotophobia Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia Fear of beautiful women.
Carnophobia Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia Fear of being ridiculed.
Catoptrophobia Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia / Centophobia Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia Fear of thunder.
Chaetophobia Fear of hair.
Chionophobia Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia Fear of hands.
Chorophobia Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia/Chrematophobia Fear of money.
Chromophobia/Chromatophobia Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia/Sitophobia/Sitiophobia Fear of food.
Claustrophobia Fear of confined spaces.
Climacophobia Fear of stairs.
Clinophobia Fear of going to bed.
Coimetrophobia Fear of cemeteries.
Coulrophobia Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia Fear of computers.
Cyclophobia Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia Fear of waves.
Cynophobia Fear of dogs.

Demophobia Fear of crowds.
Dendrophobia Fear of trees.
Dentophobia Fear of dentists.
Didaskaleinophobia Fear of going to school.
Dipsophobia Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Dromophobia Fear of crossing streets.

Eisoptrophobia Fear of mirrors.
Elurophobia Fear of cats.
Emetophobia Fear of vomiting.
Entomophobia Fear of insects.
Ephebiphobia Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia Fear of nosebleeds.
Equinophobia Fear of horses.
Ergophobia Fear of work.

Felinophobia Fear of cats.

Gamophobia Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia Fear of laughter.
Genophobia Fear of sex.
Gephyrophobia, Gephydrophobia, or Gephysrophobia Fear of crossing bridges.
Gerascophobia Fear of growing old.
Glossophobia Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak. Gynephobia/Gynophobia Fear of women.

Haphephobia/Haptephobia Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia Fear of being robbed.
Heliophobia Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia/Hemaphobia/Hematophobia Fear of blood.
Hierophobia Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hominophobia Fear of men.
Hylophobia Fear of forests.

Iatrophobia Fear of doctors.
Ichthyophobia Fear of fish.

Judeophobia Fear of Jews.

Keraunophobia Fear of thunder and lightning.
Kymophobia Fear of waves.

Lachanophobia Fear of vegetables.
Ligyrophobia Fear of loud noises.
Limnophobia Fear of lakes.
Liticaphobia Fear of lawsuits.
Lockiophobia Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia Fear of computers.
Logophobia Fear of words.
Lygophobia Fear of darkness.

Macrophobia Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia Fear of childbirth.
Megalophobia Fear of large things.
Melissophobia Fear of bees.
Methyphobia Fear of alcohol.
Microphobia Fear of small things.
Misophobia Fear of being contaminated with dirt/germs.
Monophobia Fear of solitude or being alone.
Motorphobia Fear of automobiles.
Musophobia/Murophobia Fear of mice.

Necrophobia Fear of death / dead things.
Neophobia Fear of anything new.
Nosocomephobia Fear of hospitals.
Numerophobia Fear of numbers.

Ochlophobia Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ophidiophobia Fear of snakes.
Ophthalmophobia Fear of being stared at.
Ornithophobia Fear of birds.

Pedophobia Fear of children.
Peladophobia Fear of bald people.
Phasmophobia Fear of ghosts.
Placophobia Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia Fear of wealth.
Pogonophobia Fear of beards.
Potamophobia Fear of rivers or running water.
Pteronophobia Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia fear of puppets.
Pyrophobia Fear of fire.

Rhytiphobia Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia Fear of dirt.

Scolionophobia Fear of school.
Selachophobia Fear of sharks.
Sesquipedalophobia Fear of long words.

Tachophobia Fear of speed.
Technophobia Fear of technology.
Telephonophobia Fear of telephones.
Testophobia Fear of taking tests.
Theophobia Fear of gods or religion.
Trypanophobia Fear of injections.

Venustraphobia Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia Fear of words.
Verminophobia Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia Fear of clothing.

Xenoglossophobia Fear of foreign languages.

Zoophobia Fear of animals

Satyam ka kissa...............

At a time when India R Narayan Murthy who founded country's second biggest tech firm Infosys, described developments at Satyam as shocking, painful and a good warning for other companies in the sector.The Satyam episode is a good warning signal for all managements, said Mr Narayan Murthy, the non-executive chairman of Infosys and one of the strongest votaries of corporate governance in the country. Speaking to ET, Mr Murthy said, it is time for authorities to step in with appropriate action.Following is Mr Murthy's unedited views on the subject.I am shocked and painfully dismayed at what has happened at an important software company in India. It is a total failure of governance. I only hope that relevant authorities get to the bottom of this and take appropriate action.It is important to remember that one Satyam does not make the entire Indian software industry. I believe it is an isolated case. I want foreign investors to realise that there are many honest managements and good companies in this country. While what has happened at Satyam is totally regrettable, I believe that it does not represent India. It just represents one individual and one company.In the short term, investors will start looking deeper into all companies they want to invest in, and rightly so. Once they realise that things are not all that bad and that most companies are decent and managements honest, they will regain their faith.This too will pass. Investors will consider this as an extreme case. Right now, all of us must conduct ourselves in the most legal and ethical manner. It is a good warning signal for all managements.Indian equities ended sharply lower on Wednesday as investors’ dumped realty and IT stocks after B Ramalinga Raju, chairman of Satyam startling confessions of fraudulence in company’s books.Satyam’s balance sheet as on Sep 30, 2008, carries inflated (non-existent) cash and bank balances of Rs 5,040 crore (as against Rs 5,361 reflected in the books). Further, it carries an accrued interest of Rs 376 crore which is non existent, and understated liability of Rs 1,230 crore on account of funds arranged by Raju. It also has over stated debtors position of Rs 490 crore (as against Rs 2,651 crore in the books).

Happy New Year.............

As new year has started, all people are now busy in their work as usual after enjoying their new year bash with their family and friends. U know that i am a bit lazy so its after two months i wuld like to wish u all happy new year !!!!!!
Well, I am always curious to know about New Year Resolution of others.Here are some funny New Year Resolution, check out and enjoy...
1. I will not look at boys - 13 year old girl
2. I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
3. I will always wear clean Underwear.
4. This year I'm going to stop being so nice - Person who overdid it.
5. I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
6. I will shave my head - Hairy person
7. I will not tell lies - 10 year old liar.
8. I will go on long ego trips - Honest Egoist
9. I will think of a password for my computer other than "password."
10. I will not take any New Year Resolution any more - Sanket Gada(Myself)

Lock your Machine in just a Single click...

Steps to lock your Computer system in just a single Mouse click...

1. Right click an empty spot on the desktop, point to New and click Shortcut.

2. In the Create Shortcut dialog box, type the following in the 'Type the location' of the item text box:

"rundll32 user32.dll,LockWorkStation" remove quotes while typing.

3. Click Next.

4. In "Type a name for this shortcut", type "" (any name as u wish) and Click Finish

5. Create a shortcut in your shortcut bar & use it.

Some Uncoomon Unique Fandoo Facts

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in theUnited States.
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History.
"Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great; " Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.

Success Formula

“To attain success u should be prepared mentally for it” this line is quoted in the book “You can win” written by one of the most seller SHIV KHERA. The success formula given by the author provides the new and different point view to the reader.

If we think one is successful than it is important to note that is he got any sort of difficulties in achieving that success if yes what has been done by him to overcome that barrier.
There is a popular saying that
“successful people do not do anything exceptional but they do things exceptionally”

Positive approach towards life helps you to overcome failure in the life.

Writer says every successful person has a specific goal in their life. So because of that their routine does not become ordinary. A special example quoted over here is of the Gold Mine – workman over their doesn’t look at the stone n mud but is intention is to have gold out of it same in the case of the game of football if look at the game without the goalpost its useless . thus every one should have some specific goal in their life !!! if you can develop this type of attitude, than you can take steps towards the goal neither you will be busy doing unwanted I mean things which are not needed to be done i.e. you will be doing some unnecessary things.

Everyone has its own strengths & weaknesses focus on strengths and one should not give much importance to its weaknesses, importance given to your weakness will reduce your confidence. I think one can not achieve it in one day it’s a outcome of a long gone process you should give positive vibes to the mind. You success is based on the recovering speed of yours after tasting defeat due to some obstacle. if you consider any sports there is difference between playing for victory and having victory after play. That formula can also be applies in our life.

Rather than competing with others we should compete with our own self after every work we should check ourselves that what value edition we have done after doing that Value edition due to work leads us to the success. If someone says something against your work it should not affect your work or its speed ( People will say against you if you are successful ). Trees having good sweet fruits has to bear the pain of stones. this reminds me a dialogue from the movie “GURU”-“Agar log tumhari burai kar rahe hai toh samaj lo ke tarakki kar rahe ho.”

If you wanna be someone in the life you should be doing something be active in the every go of your life. Mere spectator can not have the thrill of the adventure during the journey of success. A beautiful example was given here that If you see a Duck in the lake its not making any movement above the water level but its legs are constantly moving below the water level thus due to that its can reach the destination wanted with out the knowledge of others. Its speaks that you should be active and alert to maintain and retain your graph of success.

By this I am not providing any kind of core formula to attain or get success in the life but just a small thought that I feel might change your attitude to have success.
So after all I hope it will help you and after reading this you may be able to open the new doors of success.

21 Happy Tips

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "God bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

My 10 Inch Journey

I have just compeleted reading this book writeen by Anish about his experiences in his weight loss programme. he has just loss about 40kgs and 10 inches . He now wears a jeans of siza34 instead of 44...........................................
As we all sometiems in our life has gone trough this phase of fattyness and we always like to reduce weight so suddenlly we determine ourselves n start taking steps heavily against ourself. Those steps include a significant fall in our regular diet and heavy exersice for heavy hours. After feew week of this rutine we loss interest not b'coz we have not yet received any result but we feel tired everyday we loose our working capacity just cause of that we shift back to our normal rutine n gain the weight which we previously didn't had.
The book says don't go for such an eexetreme to reduce inches n weights. Start step by step redution in diet much not be greter that affects ur daily work. effectiveness of the food we take depends upon the happyness of our about the food. normallly we people take it in rush n dint know how much we ate n what we ate this results in fat building.
A survey was done in that regards in France that why people of france do not get fat result was that "The people in the france havea fixed schedule for their food they always have teir food with whole family or group of people with whom they work and they enjoy every bite of that thus they get enough happyness in the less amount of food "
Other part of books talk about the exersice part we think that we shold have exersice in the gym only thus we go for a good A/c Gym so in the morning our routine starts with a Heavy breakfast as we have to go to gym n have lost of hard work than we go gym n exersice after exersicing we have some snacks outside wher we order for diet coke as we r dieting i mean what an nonsence argument afet heaving that heavy breakfast wat one calary of diet coke gonaa hemper our health [ People soing this thing should note that they can loose 500calaies by just banging there head to the wall ]
Now coming back to the book writter says dont go for ne excersing schedule just go for walk in the mornong and evening twice a day and do your regular work rugularly but follow this schedule constantly.
All the time intension is what matters in the context of exersice intension is very important how intentionally and pasiionately u do is important
Do everything u want to do with happyness
Why i am writing this post over here is I always say TAKE YOUR OWN TIME the writer own self has taken 3 years to loose 40kgs n 10 inches without having any type of hard work